doctorbloor

They only make sense if you belong to a club that lets you wear your distressed jeans.

Take a drop, ruin your lie. Karmic response to broadcasters trying to make you happen.

Can't remember what hole it was, but him swapping out clubs and moving to the other side of the tee box today after his initial read was Peak Scottie.

Not to be too political, but that's how Americans generally seem to take things seriously these days.

Yep. As it turns out, being skilled and steady is far more lucrative for these guys than is being "entertaining," whatever that might mean.

If they get four straight days of good weather on a course that relies on wind to defend, sure. To be clear, his skill is undeniable. His ability and/or willingness to adapt to different situations has not been his strong suit. You can't bend a links course to your will in weather.

It'd certainly be nice for him to leave one spot open on their high school golf team for someone else.

Yeah, Scottie's a real robotic stiff, huh. Doesn't give a rat's patootie about this.

Nae weather, nae golf. Defenseless in a gentle breeze.

Nice of Scott to give us a little excitement before....dropping the putt for par.

Eh, three strokes and manageable weather tomorrow? Play within your limits, make them catch you.

Scottie's pulse jumped to 34 on that putt.

If they don't get some weather this weekend, it's not hard to imagine him going out and doing the same thing in both the third and fourth rounds.