Frankensteins Monster

He’s a douchebag. Always has been. Always will be. His fake persona rivals that of deadbeat Phil.

A man of the people. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMapFw6sfXL/

Eats too many Koepcakes should not be anywhere near a team USA team. He's nowhere near good enough anymore. There are 30 picks ahead of him, even Douchambeau.

Just saw Leishman on Golf Channel. Literally forgot he existed.

“We want golfers to speed up play this year at The Open!” ”I got it, let’s make caddies rake all the bunkers instead of having someone follow them to do it.” ”That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!” Idiots.

How many months along is Brooks? Looking more like Brooks ate a lot of Koepcakes.