Tom Kelly

I'm on the world feed today, having just registered. My hugs have been described as "very thorough" and would be seen as inappropriate in a post-round setting. These pros are more ceremonial and courtly.

To be fair, the question was so incredibly LCD, I wouldn't have blamed Morgan if she told Tom to go sail a canoe. Like asking Professor Brian Cox why it gets dark at night.

Any botanists in the house? No Latin, please.

It's also (The LET YouTube stream) geo-blocked here in England without a VPN set to Mexico, but I'm watching on a Sky stream of dubious legality. Sorry, not sorry. As we head to the back nine, H.J Kim asking a few questions of Lottie, sure and steady may not cut it today.

I hope she doesn't get in Lottie's head, these Danes are devious.

And how! Beating the world's number one player head to head both days. That said, i'm expecting Nelly to put her foot on the gas pedal over the weekend.

Figuratively, yes. This is the course Ayaka took to the cleaners with a final round -10

This is the one for Lottie to win, to emulate the beloved Roses feat. She has a rose on each cheek (Whereas Mimi Rhodes has the dimples) Out with the old, in with the new, Annna. The Lottie and Scottie show has been as much of a hoot as Itchy and Scratchy. Let's get this show on the Woad!

The Tiger we knew and loved.

We're all Americans now... sadly.

It's about this time when the ale starts to kick in on the gallery, toes set to curl.

The Scottie congratulations should take it to 50 pages, the rest is just our BS.

"On me let thine Anger fall... account me man." Just back from church, settling down with a packet of chocolate mini rolls and a nice cup of tea for an afternoon of Open golf.

Got to pay those twelve announcers and four cameramen somehow.

One of my chief golf villains. Remember him berating the spotters (Good jaarb, guys) after having to go back and play three off the tee. Tax dodging wannabe Yank.