Confessions of Ignorance: Share your Confusion as a Rookie WRX'er

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415322957' post='10408725']
On tournament days you could - instead of rolling the waistband down, add a nice white belt to set off the outfit and increase your presence, if that is remotely possible, Also, your gonna want to moves the smokes into rolled up into your sleeve - provided you have one, if not front shirt pocket, so you can somehow wrangle that yardage book into your back pocket. May want to look into some butter or spray Parkay for your tour bag because that pocket looks tighter than bark on a tree. Otherwise I like it. Wing tips set the jorts off too
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Wingtips for sure....but only with black socks.

Over the calf of course

[Qqq123xx]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

NEWSFLASH: Fashionable Q makes the call....denim jorts ok for golf!!

You are incorrect sir. FQ is totally against jorts. Please apologize and make the usual bs statement to the press.

[Qqq123xx]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

 

He should really switch to Light Cigarettes though.

Totally agree with you. Health has to come first.

[Pigems]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323044' post='10408731']
[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415322957' post='10408725']
On tournament days you could - instead of rolling the waistband down, add a nice white belt to set off the outfit and increase your presence, if that is remotely possible, Also, your gonna want to moves the smokes into rolled up into your sleeve - provided you have one, if not front shirt pocket, so you can somehow wrangle that yardage book into your back pocket. May want to look into some butter or spray Parkay for your tour bag because that pocket looks tighter than bark on a tree. Otherwise I like it. Wing tips set the jorts off too
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Wingtips for sure....but only with black socks.

Over the calf of course
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Only if there Demin Wingtips.

[Pigems]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

 

He should really switch to Light Cigarettes though.

Totally agree with you. Health has to come first.

 

Oh yeah, one can't be to careful with their health. :)

[Chuck_22046]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

NEWSFLASH: Fashionable Q makes the call....denim jorts ok for golf!!

You are incorrect sir. FQ is totally against jorts. Please apologize and make the usual bs statement to the press.

 

For Immediate Release:

 

In a stunning reversal, Fashionable Q has emphatically stated that under no circumstances should denim jorts be worn on the course or otherwise. In a recent off the record interview Fashiionable Q informed this reporter that he was certain that Ted Bishop had in fact hacked Q's twitter account.

[Conrad1953]

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[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415322169' post='10408645']
[quote name='Forged4ever' timestamp='1415320011' post='10408423']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415318014' post='10408287']
You know, there really is a Q factor emerging here. I remember another
Q that would just show up and make his pronouncements. I wonder if
this Q is going to put us on trial for the crimes of GolfWRX, like threads
about Dustin Johnson and Patrick Reed and Stacy Lewis rarely wearing
a dress.
[/quote]Bro. That Stacy Lewis thread turned into a great thread!

After we climbed out of the wreckage from myriad train wrecks, we had a great conversation, LMAO

I felt sorry for the OP, as I believe that he was younger and maybe posted before he thought about it, and he got jumped early before any of us got there and then he disappeared. Hell, even the Ladies slammed him, LMAO.

Oh well, we made it run a while

Fairways & Greens My Friend,
Richard
[/quote]

Ya, you and I, lol, we seem to find train wreck threads and then
tear up the tracks so there's no way they can get back on.

I may need your help in the "if anyone asks if they should play
blades" thread. Some members have come along and put that
thread back on the tracks despite our best efforts to keep it
a wreck.
[/quote]I reiterate I don't think anyone should play blades.
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I can play the Spoons, but then again spoons are more GI than Blade.
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Oh, Pigs, so many possibilities with your post............

[Pigems]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323338' post='10408769']


For Immediate Release:

In a stunning reversal, Fashionable Q has emphatically stated that under no circumstances should denim jorts be worn on the course or otherwise. In a recent off the record interview Fashiionable Q informed this reporter that he was certain that Ted Bishop had in fact hacked Q's twitter account.
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Hopefully they didn't hack his iCloud too...

[Pigems]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415323375' post='10408773']

Oh, Pigs, so many possibilities with your post............
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Hahaha

[Big Dozer]

Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.

[Pigems]

So if Demin is out, where does that leave Cords??

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
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I am out of "likes"....but that is seriously likeworthy.

[Pigems]

[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
[b]Denim Wingtips - If available[/b], would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
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lol

Edit: I wonder if Uncle Cardy has a pair of these??

[Pigems]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323957' post='10408839']
[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
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I am out of "likes"....but that is seriously likeworthy.
[/quote]

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately, I wonder if its contagious?

[Qqq123xx]

@Chucklotsofnumbers. My retort quotient as maxed out.

As per your stunning reversal....I'm FQ baby, When I see fashion that is not working I have to take my ginormous self esteem and break away from all the She-Dogs and do my own thing baby. I'm FQ after all. ........................................................baby.

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Pigems' timestamp='1415324079' post='10408855']
[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323957' post='10408839']
[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
[/quote]

I am out of "likes"....but that is seriously likeworthy.
[/quote]

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately, I wonder if its contagious?
[/quote]

LOL, You started it. You were the first to get to the end of the
internet.

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415324136' post='10408865']
@Chucklotsofnumbers. My retort quotient as maxed out.

As per your stunning reversal....I'm FQ baby, When I see fashion that is not working I have to take my ginormous self esteem and break away from all the She-Dogs and do my own thing baby. I'm FQ after all. ........................................................baby.
[/quote]

And don't worry...I won't tell anyone that Ted Bishop didn't actually hack your twitter account. I mean it's not like I am posting this on the internet on a forum with thousands of members or anything. Nobody reads these things....

[Pigems]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415324308' post='10408895']
[quote name='Pigems' timestamp='1415324079' post='10408855']
[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323957' post='10408839']
[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
[/quote]

I am out of "likes"....but that is seriously likeworthy.
[/quote]

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately, I wonder if its contagious?
[/quote]

LOL, You started it. You were the first to get to the end of the
internet.
[/quote]

So I guess that confirms the diagnosis then, it IS contagious, carry on gentlemen.

[Big Dozer]

[quote name='Pigems' timestamp='1415323895' post='10408835']
So if Demin is out, where does that leave Cords??
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Depends - jeans style or pleated w cuffed legs.

Lets treat this one like Ebola and "see where the science takes us"

[Conrad1953]

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[quote name='Pigems' timestamp='1415324079' post='10408855']
[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415323957' post='10408839']
[quote name='Big Dozer' timestamp='1415323839' post='10408821']
Denim Wingtips - If available, would definitely set this F$cker off. And you are correct. Over the calf black socks, while not stated, were implied, and are the natural man's choice and without question in the mental image I had in my mind. Right up until the time I threw up just a little in my mouth. Dude should definitely consider a cell phone holster too. That way he can tell the honeys in the crowd to "hit me on the hip later". B&tches love that.
[/quote]

I am out of "likes"....but that is seriously likeworthy.
[/quote]

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately, I wonder if its contagious?
[/quote]

LOL, You started it. You were the first to get to the end of the
internet.
[/quote]

Wouldn't you know......as soon as I post that I run out of likes.
Seriously...........................amazing.

[Qqq123xx]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415324311' post='10408897']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415324136' post='10408865']
@Chucklotsofnumbers. My retort quotient as maxed out.

As per your stunning reversal....I'm FQ baby, When I see fashion that is not working I have to take my ginormous self esteem and break away from all the She-Dogs and do my own thing baby. I'm FQ after all. ........................................................baby.
[/quote]

And don't worry...I won't tell anyone that Ted Bishop didn't actually hack your twitter account. I mean it's not like I am posting this on the internet on a forum with thousands of members or anything. Nobody reads these things....
[/quote]i'm feeling safer already. Chuck Gulliane security service rocking it.

[C Ratcliff]

I'm afraid to say anything...???

[DavePelz4]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

 

So that was a selfie?? DP is an uber flexible guy!

 

Mrs. Pelz always says I have a nice arse.

 

Oh wait. She says I am an arse. Never mind.

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='C Ratcliff' timestamp='1415324760' post='10408947']
I'm afraid to say anything...???
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Epic first post...and in this thread no less. Have a bright future you do...

EDIT: Seriously....you do. I'm not even joking a little

I sound sarcastic, and I don't mean to....wth is wrong with me tonight

[Qqq123xx]

[quote name='C Ratcliff' timestamp='1415324760' post='10408947']
I'm afraid to say anything...???
[/quote]Welcome and your first like is an honor to myself.

[Pigems]

[quote name='C Ratcliff' timestamp='1415324760' post='10408947']
I'm afraid to say anything...???
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Great first post and welcome aboard!! But don't be afraid, we don't bite

[shanksfornuthin]

What wrong with Jorts?? ;)

 

This is...

 

I'm thinking you wear them very well Dave. Very becoming.

 

So that was a selfie?? DP is an uber flexible guy!

 

Mrs. Pelz always says I have a nice arse.

 

Oh wait. She says I am an arse. Never mind.

 

Oh, c'mon DP. Don't sell yourself short. I'm sure she says you're a "nice" arse.

[C Ratcliff]

Thank you ...

[Qqq123xx]

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[quote name='C Ratcliff' timestamp='1415324760' post='10408947']
I'm afraid to say anything...???
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Great first post and welcome aboard!! But don't be afraid, we don't bite
[/quote]I don't know Daves jorts......

[C Ratcliff]

Am I in the right place to say I Love the game ...