Confessions of Ignorance: Share your Confusion as a Rookie WRX'er

[hayzooos]

[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415400962' post='10413057']
Okay lets get this thread back on topic.......I play blades.
[/quote]



Dang it...towards the end of the week, my wittiness starts to tank. I realized I've used that little guy in each of my last two posts. Though I'm fairly confident, it was used well both times.

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415401313' post='10413089']
[quote name='shanksfornuthin' timestamp='1415401094' post='10413069']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415400962' post='10413057']
Okay lets get this thread back on topic.......I play blades.
[/quote]

I was thinking about playing blades. Do you think I should?
[/quote]I'm the only one who should play blades...at least on this thread.
[/quote]

When I got married first thing my wife said: "OK, hand over
the blades Conrad". She's holding them for a future ransom
I think.

[Qqq123xx]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415402854' post='10413209']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415401313' post='10413089']
[quote name='shanksfornuthin' timestamp='1415401094' post='10413069']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415400962' post='10413057']
Okay lets get this thread back on topic.......I play blades.
[/quote]

I was thinking about playing blades. Do you think I should?
[/quote]I'm the only one who should play blades...at least on this thread.
[/quote]

When I got married first thing my wife said: "OK, hand over
the blades Conrad". She's holding them for a future ransom
I think.
[/quote]Thankfully you have 6 other sets in a storage locker.

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415403029' post='10413229']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415402854' post='10413209']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415401313' post='10413089']
[quote name='shanksfornuthin' timestamp='1415401094' post='10413069']
[quote name='Qqq123xx' timestamp='1415400962' post='10413057']
Okay lets get this thread back on topic.......I play blades.
[/quote]

I was thinking about playing blades. Do you think I should?
[/quote]I'm the only one who should play blades...at least on this thread.
[/quote]

When I got married first thing my wife said: "OK, hand over
the blades Conrad". She's holding them for a future ransom
I think.
[/quote]Thankfully you have 6 other sets in a storage locker.
[/quote]

I'm not a blade hoarder like Chuck. I think he's starting a collection
to offset his future wife's Jimmy Choo collection. They're in negotiations
now about who gets what space in the house.

[Qqq123xx]

@Conrad1953. Can't retort to you cause I got the to many retorts box. That stated I would like front row seats.

[eagles1]

[quote name='south_side_lefty' timestamp='1415390063' post='10412179']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415384519' post='10411751']
LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are
From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from
Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.
[/quote]

[b]My wife always knows what I'm thinking too, but that's 'cause all I think about is beer and golf.[/b]
[/quote]

Your missing one other crucial thought. It may be so obvious that there is no reason for stating. If it's not and your still missing it, you won't be married long.

[Exactice808]

I got my @$$ handed to me about humidity. I always thought the more humid air the heavier it was and would affect ball flight.....well science said F!@# You, you are wrong....my tail was between my legs......

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415403584' post='10413257']

I'm not a blade hoarder like Chuck. I think he's starting a collection
to offset his future wife's Jimmy Choo collection. They're in negotiations
now about who gets what space in the house.
[/quote]

i only have 5 sets of blades....no wait, 6 (7 if you count the heads not already shafted..)

But I am not addicted...I can quit anytime I want.

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Exactice808' timestamp='1415405575' post='10413379']
I got my @$$ handed to me about humidity. I always thought the more humid air the heavier it was and would affect ball flight.....well science said F!@# You, you are wrong....my tail was between my legs......
[/quote]

I thought that humidity DID affect ball flight....dang.

[Conrad1953]

I think I'm on hourly 'like" allotments cause now I'm running
out every hour or so and I so much want to "like" so many of
these posts!!

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415406591' post='10413435']
I think I'm on hourly 'like" allotments cause now I'm running
out every hour or so and I so much want to "like" so many of
these posts!!
[/quote]

I have been trying to figure that out....and it's futile. I figured i would get more "likes" overnight...and I didn't. Then for a while I was getting them at the top of the hour...then it stopped.

This has completely befuddled me

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415406695' post='10413445']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415406591' post='10413435']
I think I'm on hourly 'like" allotments cause now I'm running
out every hour or so and I so much want to "like" so many of
these posts!!
[/quote]

I have been trying to figure that out....and it's futile. I figured i would get more "likes" overnight...and I didn't. Then for a while I was getting them at the top of the hour...then it stopped.

This has completely befuddled me
[/quote]

I know. I keep thinking about asking but then I'm afraid
they'll say "why are you asking?" and then explanations
will be required and then no one will be allowed to play
blades and it will be all my fault.

[RRFireblade]

[quote name='MadGolfer76' timestamp='1415131362' post='10396831']
I got lectured on "new ball flight laws" only to find out it was only a difference in where you aim. lol
[/quote]

For real....

There's nothing like getting 'educated' by a google master running multiple monitors and a fully archived, extensive bookmark folder, telling you what you don't know even though you've lived it since before they were born.

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415384519' post='10411751']
LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are
From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from
Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.
[/quote]

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='RRFireblade' timestamp='1415407068' post='10413477']
[quote name='MadGolfer76' timestamp='1415131362' post='10396831']
I got lectured on "new ball flight laws" only to find out it was only a difference in where you aim. lol
[/quote]

For real....

There's nothing like getting 'educated' by a google master running multiple monitors and a fully archived, extensive bookmark folder, telling you what you don't know even though you've lived it since before they were born.
[/quote]

That whole ball flight law thing just astounded me. In my feeble mind, if I could work a shot with reliability then the version of the law I was abiding by was irrelevant. I never understood all the hoohaa

[Exactice808]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415406341' post='10413413']
[quote name='Exactice808' timestamp='1415405575' post='10413379']
I got my @$$ handed to me about humidity. I always thought the more humid air the heavier it was and would affect ball flight.....well science said F!@# You, you are wrong....my tail was between my legs......
[/quote]

I thought that humidity DID affect ball flight....dang.
[/quote]

So Did I, until the science guru's showed up and showed me.... LOL H20 is lighter than 02 & N2.....water in the air is lighter than dry air......says science. LOL

[Pigems]

Darnit, I'm out of "Likes" again too, can we petition for a larger amount of daily "Likes"???

Excuse me Mods, Can we have more "Likes"?? Pleeeaase??

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1415407231' post='10413487']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415384519' post='10411751']
LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are
From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from
Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.
[/quote]

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."
[/quote]

Dave I want to like your post and they won't let me. That reminds me
of the old "What's Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common" joke.

In case some don't know they both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.

[Chuck_22046]

[quote name='Exactice808' timestamp='1415407432' post='10413503']
[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415406341' post='10413413']
[quote name='Exactice808' timestamp='1415405575' post='10413379']
I got my @$$ handed to me about humidity. I always thought the more humid air the heavier it was and would affect ball flight.....well science said F!@# You, you are wrong....my tail was between my legs......
[/quote]

I thought that humidity DID affect ball flight....dang.
[/quote]

So Did I, until the science guru's showed up and showed me.... LOL H20 is lighter than 02 & N2.....water in the air is lighter than dry air......says science. LOL
[/quote]

Well dang...another excuse for being a short driver out the window

[DavePelz4]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415407547' post='10413521']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1415407231' post='10413487']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415384519' post='10411751']
LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are
From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from
Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.
[/quote]

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."
[/quote]

Dave I want to like your post and they won't let me. That reminds me
of the old "What's Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common" joke.

In case some don't know they both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.
[/quote]

Conrad if it made you smile, I've boldly gone where few men have gone before on my 5 year mission.

[shanksfornuthin]

I'm not posting anymore until you guys get your "likes" reloaded. The last thing I want to do is say something totally brilliant and not be formally acknowledged. Of course, its more likely it won't be anywhere near brilliant, but if it is, I really need to be liked. Really, really bad

[Drudersh]

Adam Scott is the only man on earth handsome enough to play blades.

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415407319' post='10413491']
[quote name='RRFireblade' timestamp='1415407068' post='10413477']
[quote name='MadGolfer76' timestamp='1415131362' post='10396831']
I got lectured on "new ball flight laws" only to find out it was only a difference in where you aim. lol
[/quote]

For real....

There's nothing like getting 'educated' by a google master running multiple monitors and a fully archived, extensive bookmark folder, telling you what you don't know even though you've lived it since before they were born.
[/quote]

That whole ball flight law thing just astounded me. In my feeble mind, if I could work a shot with reliability then the version of the law I was abiding by was irrelevant. I never understood all the hoohaa
[/quote]


Whoever it was who coined the term "ball flight lawyers" is a genius.
Cause we know everyone hates lawyers........ya ya I know, except
those who need them cause they broke a law a lawyer wrote so it
could be broken and a lawyer is needed to defend against another
lawyer. Did I get all that right?

[Pigems]

[quote name='shanksfornuthin' timestamp='1415407807' post='10413555']
I'm not posting anymore until you guys get your "likes" reloaded. The last thing I want to do is say something totally brilliant and not be formally acknowledged. Of course, its more likely it won't be anywhere near brilliant, but if it is, I really need to be liked. Really, really bad
[/quote]

"Like"

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1415407703' post='10413547']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415407547' post='10413521']
[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1415407231' post='10413487']
[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415384519' post='10411751']
LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are
From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from
Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.
[/quote]

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."
[/quote]

Dave I want to like your post and they won't let me. That reminds me
of the old "What's Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common" joke.

In case some don't know they both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.
[/quote]

Conrad if it made you smile, I've boldly gone where few men have gone before on my 5 year mission.
[/quote]

I'm always smiling Dave...and I still think about and laugh at that
"cat attacking baby" video you posted, lol

[Exactice808]

Adam Scott is the only man on earth handsome enough to play blades.

 

Alright this pissed me off.... So you have to be handsome now to play blades...... You sonnava !@#$% Now we have hit an all time low..........

 

[Exactice808]

LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are

From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from

Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.

 

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."

 

Dave I want to like your post and they won't let me. That reminds me

of the old "What's Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common" joke.

 

In case some don't know they both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.

 

Conrad if it made you smile, I've boldly gone where few men have gone before on my 5 year mission.

 

Yes DP....you have made another man smile.............

 

 

 

 

OK Im done before I derail this and get banned

[Conrad1953]

[quote name='Conrad1953' timestamp='1415407958' post='10413569']
[quote name='Chuck_22046' timestamp='1415407319' post='10413491']
[quote name='RRFireblade' timestamp='1415407068' post='10413477']
[quote name='MadGolfer76' timestamp='1415131362' post='10396831']
I got lectured on "new ball flight laws" only to find out it was only a difference in where you aim. lol
[/quote]

For real....

There's nothing like getting 'educated' by a google master running multiple monitors and a fully archived, extensive bookmark folder, telling you what you don't know even though you've lived it since before they were born.
[/quote]

That whole ball flight law thing just astounded me. In my feeble mind, if I could work a shot with reliability then the version of the law I was abiding by was irrelevant. I never understood all the hoohaa
[/quote]


Whoever it was who coined the term "ball flight lawyers" is a genius.
Cause we know everyone hates lawyers........ya ya I know, except
those who need them cause they broke a law a lawyer wrote so it
could be broken and a lawyer is needed to defend against another
lawyer. Did I get all that right?
[/quote]

Uh oh, made somebody mad. You know who tells the best lawyer
jokes? Yes, lawyers....and they know it. They're the best source
for lawyer/attorney jokes.

[DavePelz4]

LOL, this reminds me of the "Men are from Mars, Women are

From Venus" book from years ago. All I can say is my wife is from

Mars and Venus, lol. She always knows what I'm thinking.

 

Mrs. Pelz always says "Get your head out of Uranus."

 

Dave I want to like your post and they won't let me. That reminds me

of the old "What's Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common" joke.

 

In case some don't know they both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.

 

Conrad if it made you smile, I've boldly gone where few men have gone before on my 5 year mission.

 

Yes DP....you have made another man smile.............

 

 

 

 

OK Im done before I derail this and get banned

 

Why yes...I am very happy!

[Exactice808]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1415409244' post='10413661']

Why yes...I am very happy!
[/quote]

Yes that is exactly what I meant, I am not a bigot like some top 5 wanna be......


Any ways.............

Another confession.......... I thought I was a 15 handicap by my standards, until I learned about the GHIN from GolfWRX and plugged in all my scores. Then I was shocked to find out I was a 29handicap....... Well that was humbling....... Now the Stupid GHIN says I am a 10.6 but for whatever reason I shoot about an 84 on average..........WTF is going on here!