I can't take it anymore: What's up with the post-round hair tousle?

[KDMullins]

The first time I can recall seeing this phenomenon was with Rory. Now it seems like everybody's doing it.

 

What is going on with this?

 

Is this just Tour Sauce? I don't recall ever seeing it anywhere else.

 

I mean who want's to shake another man's hand after he's saturated it with product and sweat soaked hair?

[bladehunter]

The first time I can recall seeing this phenomenon was with Rory. Now it seems like everybody's doing it.

 

What is going on with this?

 

Is this just Tour Sauce? I don't recall ever seeing it anywhere else.

 

I mean who want's to shake another man's hand after he's saturated it with product and sweat soaked hair?

 

 

 

product? what is this blank eye for the blank guy?

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I can't stand when people tie their shoes right over left, I mean wtf is this, anarchy?

[PGArox]

The first time I can recall seeing this phenomenon was with Rory. Now it seems like everybody's doing it.

 

What is going on with this?

 

Is this just Tour Sauce? I don't recall ever seeing it anywhere else.

 

I mean who want's to shake another man's hand after he's saturated it with product and sweat soaked hair?

 

These guys' hands are already sweaty and dirty; one last sweaty handshake is no big deal. I'm sure one of the very first things these guys do after a round is wash their hands.

[NCHACK85]

I can't stand when people tie their shoes right over left, I mean wtf is this, anarchy?

You sir, have won the Internet today!

[golfgirlrobin]

Hot, sweaty hat hair reveals how bald some of these guys are going. I think the hair tousle is designed to poof things up a bit so it doesn't show as much. Jordan Spieth is one of the more obvious touslers, Zach Johnson, too.

[PGArox]

Hot, sweaty hat hair reveals how bald some of these guys are going. I think the hair tousle is designed to poof things up a bit so it doesn't show as much. Jordan Spieth is one of the more obvious touslers, Zach Johnson, too.

 

Yeah, I think these guys know the cameras are clicking right at that moment. They don't want to be caught with the matted down look. :)

[bullie76]

The first time I can recall seeing this phenomenon was with Rory. Now it seems like everybody's doing it.

 

What is going on with this?

 

Is this just Tour Sauce? I don't recall ever seeing it anywhere else.

 

I mean who want's to shake another man's hand after he's saturated it with product and sweat soaked hair?

 

You must be a retired Seinfeld writer. The show about nothing.

[jcorna01]

LOL I thought I was the only one.

[carrier street]

Anyone who can take off their hat without touching their hair is clearly a sociopath and is not to be trusted.

[Chief Illiniwek]

I've actually wondered why they don't take the hat off with the right hand, run their left hand through the hair, and then switch the hat over to shake hands. Easy.

 

If tour guys start pulling my move I expect royalties...

[Forged4ever]

It's simple really.....

 

Jimmy Furyk, Strick and Mark O are the only guys who's hands I'd shake....

 

The rest of em??

 

F*** em :)

 

A pack of Frickin narsistists & sociopaths......

 

Have a great week Gents :)

 

Golfingly Yours,

RP

[2putttom]

LOL I thought I was the only one.

Naa clearly there is a small coup in process. Tobacco chewin,seed spittin, crotch scrathin, ball lickin and spittin in your hand are next in line.

[PGArox]

It's simple really.....

 

Jimmy Furyk, Strick and Mark O are the only guys who's hands I'd shake....

 

The rest of em??

 

F*** em :)

 

A pack of Frickin narsistists & sociopaths......

 

Have a great week Gents :)

 

Golfingly Yours,

RP

 

I see the meds have kicked in, Richie. :)

 

Have a great week!

[kejoal11]

It's funny to see this thread because we were just talking about it right after our round this morning. I have no hair so i must be a sociopath because I have nothing to poof. Don't even rub my done after the round. Lol

[MattyO1984]

I'm thinking that Spieth and Johnson might be like me - they do it just to make sure that it is still there.

 

Rory though, it's an alpha dog thing for him. Say he has just finished playing with Jim Fuyrk. Rory takes the hat off, rubs his head through his hair and then shakes Jim hand. Reaffirming in Jim's mind that Jim, he cannot even muster a hair on his head let alone a hand soaked with hair sweat. Who is going to have the psychological edge the next time they tee it up? Bob Rotella is going to be all over this in the next few years. Remember where you heard it first!

[braincramp52]

Just when I thought we had thought of everything there was to b!tch about, along comes this!

[BMC]

Fist bump solves most of your hygiene issues.

[south_side_lefty]

I say the OP's got a point.

 

[KDMullins]

This thread really isn't a complaint as much as it is an inquiry. I just keep watching this phenomenon and wondering WTH? At first it was just Rory, so I wrote it off as a weird habit, but now everybody's doing it.

 

Maybe it is some kind of insecurity.

[Springsteennut]

I really hate it when Furyk does it and J.B. Holmes beard might be worse.

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I really hate it when Furyk does it and J.B. Holmes beard might be worse.

 

Lol

[Chief Illiniwek]

I'm thinking that Spieth and Johnson might be like me - they do it just to make sure that it is still there.

 

Rory though, it's an alpha dog thing for him. Say he has just finished playing with Jim Fuyrk. Rory takes the hat off, rubs his head through his hair and then shakes Jim hand. Reaffirming in Jim's mind that Jim, he cannot even muster a hair on his head let alone a hand soaked with hair sweat. Who is going to have the psychological edge the next time they tee it up? Bob Rotella is going to be all over this in the next few years. Remember where you heard it first!

 

Except Jim can glance over to the ropes and see that the hottest tour wag of all time is following him around the course. Probably helps with that whole alpha dog thing...

[BreakingPar]

I'd like to see those without the hair to tussle grab their sacks before the shake. Evens it out

[cardoustie]

Let's not forget the triple pee / sausage handling that happens all round ... A sweaty mitt isn't atrocious in the grand scheme of things

 

This from a guy that can use some poofing and volumizing product and a good surgeon surgeon etc

[BreakingPar]

I'm thinking that Spieth and Johnson might be like me - they do it just to make sure that it is still there.

 

Rory though, it's an alpha dog thing for him. Say he has just finished playing with Jim Fuyrk. Rory takes the hat off, rubs his head through his hair and then shakes Jim hand. Reaffirming in Jim's mind that Jim, he cannot even muster a hair on his head let alone a hand soaked with hair sweat. Who is going to have the psychological edge the next time they tee it up? Bob Rotella is going to be all over this in the next few years. Remember where you heard it first!

 

Except Jim can glance over to the ropes and see that the hottest tour wag of all time is following him around the course. Probably helps with that whole alpha dog thing...

 

Does her hair always look like she's just fresh off a romp in the hay with Jim, or is it just me?

 

No? Just me? I'll see myself out

[Hawkeye77]

I've actually wondered why they don't take the hat off with the right hand, run their left hand through the hair, and then switch the hat over to shake hands. Easy.

 

If tour guys start pulling my move I expect royalties...

 

Does that involve a counter clockwise swirl?

[bscinstnct]

I've actually wondered why they don't take the hat off with the right hand, run their left hand through the hair, and then switch the hat over to shake hands. Easy.

 

If tour guys start pulling my move I expect royalties...

 

Does that involve a counter clockwise swirl?

 

[Chief Illiniwek]

I've actually wondered why they don't take the hat off with the right hand, run their left hand through the hair, and then switch the hat over to shake hands. Easy.

 

If tour guys start pulling my move I expect royalties...

 

Does that involve a counter clockwise swirl?

 

Yes. I feel a pinch would be a little presumptuous.

[flip flappy]

I noticed it first with Rory too. He kept his curly hair longer then and had to woof it up to get it back to fro status. 18 holes under a sweaty hat put the squash on his coif. Spieth and some of the others are doing the comb over. I like the Chief's idea about doing the left hand hair fix.