Phrases/concepts that need to disappear in golf

[callawayjay]

Gamer (?)

Back up set (just say set. I also have a set of...)

Saying “that’ll bring you back” after your best drive of the day

Telling anyone a shot by shot disertation of your round. We don’t care (see also fantasy sports results)

How you would have shot ____ if I wouldn’t have had that triple. BUT YOU DID!

 

General lingo in life that can tie itself to a concrete block and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge:

 

At the end of the day

It is what it is

 

Feel free to add yours. I’m just a grumpy 52 year old introvert.

 

 

[justasgood]

Murder out and pull the trigger need to go away.

 

Also, that’s handy or that will play.

[FadeFace]

It’s all good. Your just grumpy ? lol. Back up set loaner set second etc...and the other day I would have bridied the hole if I had just cleared the trees on high lob shot. I have no problem with any of the above mentioned.

[b.helts]

At the end of the day, it is what it is. My gamer set becomes my backup set after I pull the trigger on some new gear.

[canthitathreewood]

Pards

Pardsie

Patnaaaaaaa

[caniac6]

You guys are very sensitive to be bothered by such trivial things.

[GrandStranded]

"I lifted my head on that one..."

[nbg352]

The only two things that really bother me are "gaming" and "bagging"

[MelloYello]

"I lifted my head on that one..."

 

I died when I read that...

[callawayjay]

Bagging is also bad

 

Thin to win

 

[callawayjay]

Pods

That’s a good bogey

 

[Bob Cat]

Divot Tool

[Justsomeguy]

You looked up.

It is what it is.

That will play.

 

Need to go away.

 

Although I'm guilty of:

You're gonna like that.

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If you don't like that you don't like golf.

[halliedog]

Mashed Potatoes!

 

Honorable mention to Bobabooey!

[Pepperturbo]

Guess this proves even old men have moments of rambunctiousness. Regrettably, that rant is a bit too PC leaning for my reasoning. None of those remarks concern me one way or the other.

At the end of the day, if someone feels the need to turn-a-phrase, the OP got one thing right..it is what it is. :beach:

[ckaufman]

"Get in the hole!"

 

[AEK]

Saucey

Sauce

Tour sauce

[Sean2]

"Outright lead." What the "f" is an "outright lead"? You either have the lead or you don't. There is nothing "outright" about it.

[Carl Spackler3]

I played with a guy who referred to the golf ball as “she”. She’s off line, she really hooked on me. She won’t go. That really mashed my potatoes

 

It breaks left to right, obstensibly not right to right

 

 

[sharkiesj]

Trap draw.... Seriously? Trap draw this.

 

At the end of the day....it's not the end of the day, there's plenty of daylight left. Just STFU and hit the ball already like yesterday.

 

I nutted that one....don't talk like you know anything about nuts, you freakin fruitcake.

 

How many pops you giving me? Pops?? Really? Straight up jack hole.

[Bonneville85308]

Grumpy old men that still believe the rules say "a single has no standing on the golf course" and will readily tell you that exact phrase like they are quoting from the gospel.

[Drewmiller07]

"I lifted my head on that one..."

 

There’s no words for how much I hate this one.

 

"I lifted my head on that one..."

 

Or when some one says, I took my eye off the ball.

 

Well wtf were you doing then?

[callawayjay]

I’m cantankerous. At the end of the Day it’s what it is.

 

Any of you guys need a beer? Get me one while your up and stay off my lawn

[StlEER]

Calling a course a “track”

 

Just stab me in the eardrum every time I hear that.

[blackngold_blood]

My brother in law always says "99.9% of putts not hit hard enough don't go in". I still can't figure out how the .1% went in when not hit hard enough!

[larrybud]

"Outright lead." What the "f" is an "outright lead"? You either have the lead or you don't. There is nothing "outright" about it.

 

Outright lead, as in, you're not tied for the lead. If you're tied for the lead, you still have the lead.

[hell_is_chrome]

"Less than driver"

[Llortamaisey]

Savage

 

Lit

 

Bernie Sanders

 

Turnt

 

Breaks left to right (unless it breaks left first then right)

 

Breaks right to left (unless it breaks right first then left)

 

Swag

 

Minty

 

Bae

 

Fleek

 

Major Key

 

GOAT

 

Stormy Daniels

[joeplus2]

anything Gary Mccord says....../thread

[wobgon]

Kicked my such and such out of the bag............Feels like butter.......He is afraid to go low........I thought i made it (Putt)........He is really golfing his ball.....He can really roll the rock.......I got great numbers with that combo.....That stock shaft felt like a wet noodle......It spun way to much for me.