How many of you are sitting on the toilet as you’re reading this?

[golferdude54]

Yes, I wrote this in the bathroom.

[TiScape]

[Qqq123xx]

Impressive. 

[Conrad1953]

So you're the guy that drops his phones in the toilet. I've heard about you.

[Shankyouverymuch]

A friend of mine was sitting on the toilet in an airport flipping through a golf magazine.  He turns the page and comes across a full page ad featuring Tiger Woods, I forget the product, and sees himself right in the middle of the crowd front and center.  Basically when Tiger was playing the Memorial he had hit a tee shot right where my friend was standing so the rope was put up right in front of him.  In the ad he is standing there holding the rope leaning forward looking down the shot line.  He claims he hates the picture because the angle of his lean made him look chubby 😂.

[Springsteennut]

Not this time. I’m actually watching Wakanda Forever and enjoying a 3 Floyd’s Zombie Dust.

[scotee]

[TiScape]

On 2/1/2023 at 2:20 PM, Markrip said:

Not this time. I’m actually watching Wakanda Forever and enjoying a 3 Floyd’s Zombie Dust.

A 100! Nice. 

*had to Google. Assumed it was a beer but slight chance it could be a particular type of PCP! Lol

[RobotDoctor]

 

Edited February 8, 2023 by RobotDoctor

[Triple Lindy]

Now that’s a great topic!
 

My embarrassing toilet story:

 

Back when newspapers were on paper, I would retreat to the bathroom with the entire paper. Once while reading, I was sitting so long both feet fell asleep. Went to get up, couldn’t stand, and fell back on the toilet. It broke. Try explaining that to your plumber.

 

Written while sitting on the throne.

[Mych]

I was on a telecon with my bluetooth headset at work and stepped out to answer the call of nature. I had switched off the headset and put it around my neck, but didn't leave it in my office. At some point during the trip I hit something and caused my headset to reconnect to my office phone, so the meeting got to hear the last couple minutes of my bathroom trip. Awesomeness.

[TiScape]

On 2/28/2023 at 8:33 AM, Triple Lindy said:

Now that’s a great topic!
 

My embarrassing toilet story:

 

Back when newspapers were on paper, I would retreat to the bathroom with the entire paper. Once while reading, I was sitting so long both feet fell asleep. Went to get up, couldn’t stand, and fell back on the toilet. It broke. Try explaining that to your plumber.

 

Written while sitting on the throne.

 

[lefthack]

Not right now, but often. 

[jordan2240]

My favorite time to scroll through the forums, like now.

[golfortennis]

Gotta say I don't surf, but I do read magazines and newspapers. 

 

It now brings up a question though.  What is the age range in which you may want to pass on someone handing you their phone, since, you know, they may very well have been handling it while... the subject being discussed?

 

The ones I hate are conversations while in the can.  I agree with someone I saw who wrote that they always make sure to flush when someone is carrying on a conversation while doing the business.   

[TiScape]

If I told you what I was doing right now I’d be suspended for a year! Thank goodness for ‘talk to text’! 😊

[bscinstnct]

 

[Shushwap]

The bathtub is where I do all my reading 

[TiScape]

18 hours ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Ur U of M Hurricanes avatar pic didn’t last long 😔 

[Tincher11]

Just make mention of my name... lol