Florida man banned from public golf as terms of bail after beating up golfer over slow play.

[CPT_LHR_ATL]

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-man-banned-public-golf-after-arrest-beating-up-slow-golfer-pace-of-play-fight

 

 

 

[PedronNiall]

Stupid games for stupid prizes will always be in Florida Man's starter pack. Call the clubhouse. If the marshal is sent out and does nada get your money back and go elsewhere. Much more effective way to get the message across and better than going to jail. Would have felt next level sh*** if he'd accidentally killed the guy, which he easily could have if he hit him hard enough he cracked his orbital socket. 

[Warrior42111]

Welcome to FL, typical Tuesday 

 

People get pissed if you're going 10mph OVER the speed limit in the right lane on a non highway and will cut your off and brake check you. 

[TiScape]

2 hours ago, Warrior42111 said:

Welcome to FL, typical Tuesday 

 

People get pissed if you're going 10mph OVER the speed limit in the right lane on a non highway and will cut your off and brake check you. 

As someone that regularly gets 💩’d on here for where he lives, I’ll refrain from piling on FL 😇

[Warrior42111]

16 minutes ago, TiScape said:

As someone that regularly gets 💩’d on here for where he lives, I’ll refrain from piling on FL 😇

I'm not a native so I pile on.

 

More so because the natives blame everything on the snowbirds and vacationing people....(AKA a very large part of our economy). 

[jholz]

Somehow, when you attract a lot of people with cheap housing, no income tax, and sunny weather - everyone moves to your state. 

 

Once everyone moves to your state, one finds it is rather difficult to maintain cheap housing. They also find it difficult to provide services without tax income. 

 

So, over time, Florida begins to look like New York City - and the wheel of human idiocy continues to spin round and round. 

 

Let's all move to Utah! 

[Warrior42111]

39 minutes ago, jholz said:

Somehow, when you attract a lot of people with cheap housing, no income tax, and sunny weather - everyone moves to your state. 

 

Once everyone moves to your state, one finds it is rather difficult to maintain cheap housing. They also find it difficult to provide services without tax income. 

 

So, over time, Florida begins to look like New York City - and the wheel of human idiocy continues to spin round and round. 

 

Let's all move to Utah! 

hmmmm multiple wives more acceptable vs not much alcohol available

 

Decisions decisions 

[jholz]

15 minutes ago, Warrior42111 said:

hmmmm multiple wives more acceptable vs not much alcohol available

 

Decisions decisions 

 

Utah is the king of work-arounds. No shortage of booze. 

[WesternRacing]

And when that moron gets out of jail, he’ll probably have a process server waiting to hand him the pleadings for the lawsuit filed by the victim in this case.  So not only will Mr. Wizard have a criminal record and be out thousands in court costs and restitution, he’ll probably lose his Ram truck and the double wide he shares with his mom in the lawsuit.

[596]

Chicken. Didn't even finish his round before running away!  

[Rory4Pres]

So confused why he didn't just hit into the slow group in front of him like so many others do.

[aenemated]

5 hours ago, jholz said:

Utah is the king of work-arounds

 

*Eh ... that'd almost surely get me in trouble. 

Edited July 29 by aenemated

[bcjim]

On 7/29/2025 at 1:05 PM, Warrior42111 said:

hmmmm multiple wives more acceptable vs not much alcohol available

 

Decisions decisions