Cart Girl Stories

[moegolfer11]

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[larrybud]

[quote name='wvuwhat' date='16 February 2010 - 10:57 PM' timestamp='1266379026' post='2256919']
I definitely have a great story. Was down in Myrtle Beach a few years ago for a golf trip with a buddy of mine. We had both just turned 21. We're hammering the mini's from the Bev Cart (I love MB, you can actually get liquor on the course). Around hole 7 on World Tour we are chatting it up with this girl. We continue to just get absolutely hammered throughout the round, had to get our playing partners to give us a ride back to Grande Dunes, where we were staying. We got her number, gave her a call, and she showed up with 3 of the most amazing looking girls you could imagine. Come to find out, they were ALL cart girls from random courses. Let's just say we didn't make our 11AM teetime the next day, and I don't regret it one bit. Just scheduled a trip to MB with this friend as well as another and we're all out just out of serious 2+ year relationships, so there's no telling what will happen. I do know I will be showing up to Derrier's (sp?) with a bottle of some good Whiskey one night.
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Of course they were amazing looking, you were hammered!

[mdcuiuc88]

First off, let me say this is a great forum, and I greatly enjoy it. I find it odd that my first post really has not much to do with golf.

Anyway, I was at Panama City Beach for Spring break year, and I went out for a round every day at a course in a neighborhood while my friends were nursing their hangovers. (I'm an excellent hungover golfer.) Anyway, I got paired with three guys who had to be at least 75 years old. I start spitting some mad game (I'd like to think it is, anyway) at a cart girl, and she gives me the old phone number. TWO of the old guys I'm with are very impressed and shake my hand. The third guy tells me she's his granddaughter. I'm pretty glad it's already the 16th hole, as he didn't look too happy. I didn't call her.

PS- to all of you guys who say there aren't cart girls where you are, I'm sorry. Go play a round in a college town sometime.

[rebel13]

i met a cart girl and we hooked up on the 6th tee.

[Guest]

So many cart girls over the years, all of which were never interested in me (that I knew of). Not a great story, but the truth.

[Chinese_PitchOut]

I got with one of my ex-girlfriends that way. She was the cart girl at a club where I was an assistant.

She was pretty hot, Colombian, had the thick accent. She turned out to be a total wack-job. Like [i]real [/i]crazy. I know, what a shocker.

[eRod v1.0]

The world wide competition for a specific fighter in the AF came to my town (don't want to go into too much detail, as I don't want to get anyone in trouble, lol). They were in town for a "top gun" competition. The Friday of that week was the 4-man scramble. Not sure if you guys have ever partied with fighter pilots, but they go all out. Only the pilots, sponsors of the competition, and certain guests were allowed to play. Well, sure enough, the cart girls were smoking hot and barely dressed. Not the regular gals that were at the course that we played. I remember specifically on one hole, we were waiting to tee off. One cart with two gals pulls up. "Hey boys, do you guys want a drink?" We were thinking, umm, ya. So I go over and ask for some beer. I go to hand her the money and she grabs the waistband of her skirt and slowly pulls it down. "You can put it here, honey." I couldn't believe what I just saw, without going to X-rated here. Commando, nuff said. I proceeded to shank my tee shot, lmao. Anyways, my buddy tips the other girl, and she pulls her tank top down so he could stuff the money into her bra. And we got a visual.

Anyways, we order drinks just about every 100 yards. This goes on for the next 16 holes. My group is about hammered. So, we finish the round, and I notice the girls have all their carts parked over by the putting green. We head over and shoot the breeze with them. More guys from the tournament show up. One of the ladies wants to hit golf balls, so the group heads over to the 10th tee box. Now there is a gaggle of dudes surrounding the tee box. As she is setting up to hit a ball, a guy throws a $20 on the floor. She looks down and smiles. Takes her shirt off and swings. Next thing you know money is coming down on the tee box as if it were raining, lmao. Yup, you guessed it. She went on hitting about 3 buckets of balls in her birthday suit. God bless strippers.........