Rory engaged?

[CCUgolfer23]

Does anybody else think she is not that hot?

[KYMAR]

Well she ain't ugly. But again......

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....I'm sure he feels like a lottery winner.

[tdk8180]

It's his life, but it's other people's money, so he needed to think it through and right now he believes that he will have one boinkin partner for the rest of his life. He is doing what any of us would do if we had his financial situation. Both people are fairly unattractive, so I wouldn't expect a GQ cover out of this arrangement.

Also, sometimes people marry for the mind not the body (Bill and Hillary, Henrik Lundqvist and his mule), and he might see beauty where we see a rather large forehead and Baraka teeth.

[CCUgolfer23]

[quote name='KYMAR' timestamp='1356830134' post='6136279']
Well she ain't ugly. But again......

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....I'm sure he feels like a lottery winner.
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+1

I'm not saying shes ugly but I just dont think she is the prettiest thing out there.

[Sean2]

I just read on Golf Channel.com that he denied being engaged.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golftalkcentral/mcilroy-wozniacki-arrive-in-australia-as-engagement-rumors-swirl/

[Damo75]

[quote name='Sean2' timestamp='1356834678' post='6136637']
I just read on Golf Channel.com that he denied being engaged.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golftalkcentral/mcilroy-wozniacki-arrive-in-australia-as-engagement-rumors-swirl/
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Yep, it was a Christmas present apparently - made to match a necklace.

No engagement, but still an impressive piece of jewellery!

[Thrillhouse]

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Dumb move by Rory. Hasn't Woods taught him anything? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang away until your mid to late 30's at the earliest then think of settling down.
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That's true, marriage will only get in the way of his skeet shooting on the weekends.

That's what all the bangs meant right? Skeet shooting?
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This is very funny. Underlying joke under an underlying joke.

Even if nobody else gets it...well done, sir.
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Thanks vindog, I'm doing my best to get you and madgolfer out of that Maine winter in good spirits!

[nbg352]

[quote name='KYMAR' timestamp='1356830134' post='6136279']
Well she ain't ugly. But again......

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[attachment=1468747:Rors.jpg]


....I'm sure he feels like a lottery winner.
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Yikes! I had no idea Alfred E. Neuman was Irish!

[EK16]

Derek Jeter needs to write a book about how to handle your personal life and publish it. This book should be handed to every professional athlete the second they sign a million dollar contract.

[Frankensteins Monster]

Dumb move by Rory. Hasn't Woods taught him anything? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang away until your mid to late 30's at the earliest then think of settling down.

 

That's true, marriage will only get in the way of his skeet shooting on the weekends.

 

That's what all the bangs meant right? Skeet shooting?

 

[tembolo1284]

Dumb move by Rory. Hasn't Woods taught him anything? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang away until your mid to late 30's at the earliest then think of settling down.

 

That's true, marriage will only get in the way of his skeet shooting on the weekends.

 

That's what all the bangs meant right? Skeet shooting?

 

 

My god is this funny as h3ll.

[Llortamaisey]

Rory is NOT engaged. Woz is pregnant, however.

[chrisgilly09]

Hahahaha Thrill and Frankenstein, brilliant the both of yous!