Hilarious. So bring a bag of chit balls to the course. Fling one into the weeds while your playing partners are picking their noses. No delay. No penalty. Who cares?
I had one of the early stealths replaced that looked a little like that. The crown was definitely not glued on properly. It was new enough that the shop just swapped it out with no drama.
I just bought a pair of their slip ins. They have regular laces and tongue. These do not slip off. You must untie them.
The no tie version allows slip in and off.