No I find them a little smaller actually. The standard was way too small to me. About same size feel as the z cord midsize which always felt a little smaller which I like. Plus as you play them they start to form to your hands kind of like a leather shoe and they literally never wear out. Absolutely love them
I know you were exaggerating just having some fun 😉
my wife spends money on bags she never uses, I go through shafts and irons like crazy, everyone has their “thing” that sucks the money from the pockets!