Double Mocha Man

I know the rules, and the witnessing stuff but if you make an ace you made an ace. Old story but I made an ace in Hawaii playing solo but the head pro was on the adjacent range and saw it happen, so he witnessed it and even ordered me the Titleist trophy.

I do "steal" range balls for 23 hours. I play every other day and hit the range on the other days. I'll borrow 6-7 range balls, put them in my bag and then warm up with them the next day, at the range,

That was a totally weird typo. I did go back and fix it.

The germs usually spin off when I hit a duck hook.

... and you're still alive???

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Bezinga!

One of my favorite all-time TV shows... the whole series, not just the train episodes.

Eh, Chisag coulda done that...

A hearty well done to the baker. I love the simplicity. That's a lotta cake.

68 degrees in DMM land. 10mph wind so things feel cold.

it is the groom's favorite dessert, humble pie.

Apple crisp. Bread pudding. Grass and dirt that sticks in the spikes of your golf shoes.

I see you're headed toward cooler weather. Bring your sweater.

Delightful.

He was arrested for having an outside-in golf swing. You know who you are out there, be aware.

Funny. My how we've evolved.

All that ivy saves on paint.

Several years ago our Assistant Pro would pick through all the balls that were just picked up on the range. He would cull out the good ones, take them back in the pro shop and sell them as used golf balls.

Ah, he's been Rickie Fowlerized.

I'm all over the place: Cuban/Latin Nouveau flamenco Classical Big band swing Blues Tex Mex Reggae Outlaw country

Yesterday I hit up one of my favorite watering holes, the South Side Bar. Got there when they opened and asked Riley, the bartender, if he'd put on classical music. He found it and played it. I did tell him that should anybody complain feel free to change it. I was there for about and hour and in that span of time about 6 other folks came in. Every one of 'em said they loved it. Does your bar play Mozart, Tchaikovsky and Beethoven?

I stumbled across a TV show last night and watched it for about 15 minutes. It was a reality show and was in Texas. The police pulled a guy over and arrested him for having marijuana in his car. I'm going, "What the hell"... and then I realized it was Texas. Not Washington or Colorado or many others today. So LP, are there issues in N.C.? Does it worry you when you roll a joint, or is it a matter of "Enough for personal usage"?

Lose 20 pounds before you go.

That rule goes out the window if the grass is greener on the far side of the range. Mats, not so much.